what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The dick lei will go down in squad history
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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