Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
