question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i drank out of a bidet.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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