his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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