You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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