FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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