Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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