what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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