i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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