I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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