Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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