the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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