Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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