OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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