Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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