I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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