Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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