is your mom at the bar?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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