No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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