Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
