I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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