oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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