Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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