Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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