Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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