My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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