im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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