Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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