Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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