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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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