Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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