You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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