Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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