Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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