: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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