I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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