My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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