did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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