Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
