real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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