all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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