You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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