I'm jealous of your bromance
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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