After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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