i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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