Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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