My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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