I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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