How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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