i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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