That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style