he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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