God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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