Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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