I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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