i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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